to mommy's favorite black ballet flats.... FS/NY (french soles) to be exact. She got them on sale at Anthropologie and just loves them. But not as much as I like them! Their slightly metallic sheen caught my eyes, and then I sunk my toothy wonderness into them. Oh, I was very clever, too. I pretended to just be lying about on the carpet, chewing my bone, but all the while I was chewing on their leathery goodness....

me, oh, no it wasn't me... you must be mistaken......

wait, mommy would like to say something.... it's not totally Janie's fault. I was about 5 feet away working on homework and thought she had her new bone. You may recall that Wednesdays are a "trouble" day for Chompers. I hired a dog walker and things were going beautifully for all. Dogwalker has since canceled twice and didn't show up yesterday so baby girl got an abbreviated walk so I could run to class..... good help is hard to find!
My turn.... i am very sorry.... well, maybe just a little bit... I, too, enjoy the finer things in life... like the kate spade sunglasses and new cell phone to name few.....
passive aggressively yours, Janie