This, my friends, is the real monster. That's right, my mom! She has been very mean to me tonight under the guise of "making my itchies go away" with her so-called medicated and necessary baths.
I ran from the mom-ster and played dead, but alas, I put up my paws and surrendered.
Oh, is this not absolute torture? Isn't there some rule against cruel and unusual punishment? I guess this is my aire-hawk. I was not amused! This did tickle the mom-ster, and I attempted my get away while she was offguard. Sadly, it was a failed attempt.
Finally free from the wretched tub! So, why the long face? Because, next came the blowdryer.....
Free at last, except for the bow the mom-ster claimed was to keep the fur out of my eyes....
I forgave the mom-ster, well ok, mom, after a few treatsies. I really do know she was just trying to make me feel better, and the bath helped a lot! I did my usual after-bath hopping, prancing, rolling on my back dance. I am feeling so much better!