Since mama won't just book a flight and let me fly to Australia to visit all my pals down under.... I tried to dig my way there!
You'll notice the orangey-red tint of my fur. No, I haven't had it colored professionally. It's from digging in the red clay in Alabama!
I even enlisted Judd to help me with my tunnel. He's an excellent digger, too.
Mama said I looked like a BBQ potato chip!
I worked sooooo hard digging and getting mud, leaves, and grime deep down into my fur!
These are the paws of determination!
Mama, however, did not see the value in me simply digging to Australia. She also seemed to think that being filthy and orange was a bad thing. I was promptly herded to the bath! I gave a good fight..... I even beared my teeth and winced like I was in pain! As noone was actually touching me when I winced, the humans didn't buy my "act", so I did get a bath!
We were truly exhausted! Guess I'll have to try more traditional ways of travel!
Love,
I even enlisted Judd to help me with my tunnel. He's an excellent digger, too.
Mama said I looked like a BBQ potato chip!
I worked sooooo hard digging and getting mud, leaves, and grime deep down into my fur!
These are the paws of determination!
Mama, however, did not see the value in me simply digging to Australia. She also seemed to think that being filthy and orange was a bad thing. I was promptly herded to the bath! I gave a good fight..... I even beared my teeth and winced like I was in pain! As noone was actually touching me when I winced, the humans didn't buy my "act", so I did get a bath!
We were truly exhausted! Guess I'll have to try more traditional ways of travel!
Love,Janie